1) Thanks for signing up and we're glad you are here. My little
weekly column is going to be different from what you're accustomed to
seeing from me. I'm going to touch a bit on pop culture, the sporting
world, stuff I love or hate, things I am looking forward to, et cetera.
There's still some Bobcat talk I'll stir up but for the most part my
role once expansion stops is going to be to support Brent and Justin.
Both of their jobs just got bigger and mine got smaller, as Rivals is
taking care of most of the day-to-day operation of the website.
Fletcher
is officially an intern for us until he graduates in December. I
filled out his paperwork on Friday. Fletcher has some work with KTSW
this semester, including every SMHS game and duties with the Bobcat
football team. He's always been a part of us but now we're going to be
able to officially help out his young career. I'm pretty proud of being
able to do this. Now go get me a breakfast taco, rook!
(I kid. Fletch could whup up on me quite easily.)
(2)
Thanks to the NFL Network, I have watched a staggering amount of
preseason football. I know it's not that indicative of what to expect
for the regular season but I think the Detroit Lions are my sleeper team
for 2011. Stafford's sharp (though as a rich kid from Highland Park
I'd probably hate him in person) and their defense plays mean and nasty
with the swagger you'd expect from a playoff team. I can't believe they
have both Suh and Fairley - watch what that's going to grow into. Of
course, their secondary is crummy, but it looks like everyone not
playing Carolina is giving up Xbox passing yardage. Best is a solid
chain-mover and they play a lot like Pittsburgh did the first couple of
years of the Big Ben era. Megatron looks like he spent the lockout
eating corners and bench pressing safeties. It'll be tough sledding
sharing a division with defending champion Green Bay and 2010 playoff
team Chicago though.
I can't get into MLB and doubly so for the
televised Little League World Series. When did they start airing the
regional games? I'll tune in when the US team plays the juggernaut from
Taiwan or whatever but I don't care if 12 year olds from Montana beat
Oklahoma. It's a little creepy though I am sure Coach Memphis is
enjoying himself. There's not enough sports programming out there to
prevent pedophiles that like boys in tight white pants from their two
weeks of glory? Surely there's some bikini tennis out there waiting for
a camera.
Speaking of, I have a couple of suggestions for when Yahoo! Sports launches their TV channel:
Women's Team Beach Volleyball
- Each team has seven players and they play three matches with two
players each with a substitute for injury. NASCAR that shizzle up and
air it on Sundays all summer with a big beach party theme. I'd cheer
for the Dallas Spikedolls if properly attired.
Competitive Drinking
- If I watched a bunch of dudes cram tubesteak down their throats on
the 4th of July, I'll damn sure watch a lineup of them tossing back 23
ounce beers for ten minutes. This could be fun to use local beers for
each venue and doubly so for interviewing the guys after the buzzer
sounds. If the alcohol scares the programming department away we can
always substitute Slurpee's and have an instant sponsor.
It was
brought to my attention that I have never seen any of the Harry Potter
or Lord of the Rings movies, but I have seen all the Twilight ones and
am looking forward to the Hunger Games. I guess my inner child wears a
training bra. I'm not a Trekkie or a Star Wars guy, either. My friend
Melissa went to a "con" in Philly over the weekend and met actor Sam
Trammell - Sam Merlotte from True Blood, and Ernie Hudson - Winston
Zeddemore from the Ghostbusters franchise. I guess I've been living
under a rock the size of Gibraltar for not knowing there are nerdfests
with underemployed actors out there. People dress up like they're
hitting up a Halloween destination party and go mingle with their own
kind. I don't believe there's enough Four Loko in existence to get me
to go to one of these.
My foray into San Marcos a couple of
Fridays ago was interesting. Brian, a townie, introduced me to some
whacked-out techno nightmare called dubstep. Basically this screeching,
beating nightmare is all the rage right now for the demographic
directly beneath my own. It sounded like the noise my computer makes
when I leave my cellphone next to it. Liberal doses of Jagermeister
were administered to ease the swelling of my eardrums. Later that
evening, I watched several people get tazed for the first time. First
time for me - I don't know them. I would have liked to stay and watch
what happened but I feared for my safety. I sort of felt obligated for
Fletcher's too - nobody was threatening me with electrical current. Plus
I didn't need to be questioned in my state by anyone in a blue
uniform.(Fletcher didn't misbehave - he was closer to the ruckus than
anyone else in the crowd.) There's a part two to this story I'll tell
next week. "BobcatReport Behaving Badly - the Sequel!"
(3)
I really wish I could tell you everything to expect from the new Texas
State Rivals site. The truth of the matter is that this has come so
suddenly we didn't have the time to try a few features we've kicked
around. You'll see an increase in content from the staff, that's for
sure. We are working out video stuff with the school, downloadable
podcasts for Brent and Fletcher, and guest columns from other members of
the Rivals network. I know recruiting will be better than anyone has
ever dreamed of and I have interesting plans for content. Some will get
rolled out this week, some once the season starts, and more as we gain
capability. Look for columns from some people you know and some others
you do not yet. I'm kind of excited about being a producer and
director. I've never done anything remotely close to this in my career
and I look forward to the challenge.
In closing, I do think I am
going to have someone new to introduce everyone to in the next couple
of weeks. We need to work out the details but I think you'll love what
they are going to do on behalf of the website.
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