1. A Prius. Hurray, we're saving the planet and you're not! Hybrids! Carbon footprints! Tax credits! Green stuff! That might as well have been a Massengill box with four tires in front of me. I automatically dislike Prius owners. Except for Nancy from Weeds because she took a piss in a Starbucks cup coming back from Mexico in hers. That's hot.
2. Look at that license plate. "-CO2 4U". I wonder how many cocktail napkins this fuckstick doodled on before coming up with that one. Thank you for saving me from carbon dioxide. Of course, that eight cylinder beast I was driving behind you probably canceled out whatever emissions your cute little environmentally friendly trendy-as-fuck overpriced cruising vessel puts out.
3. USC alum. In Fort Worth, Texas. Matt Leinart probably drives a Prius. Go jerk off to Will Ferrell, you sanctimonious prick.
4. That sticker on the right isn't a vote Obama decal - it's a OMGOMG Obama Won!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!11!!!!! decal. That is just as retarded as the "W - still the president" stickers. What, are you gloating? No wonder politics is a contact sport in this country.
